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Smoked F!$King Ranch

Smoked F!$King Ranch

Handcrafted in small batches · Whole-herb ingredients · Transparent labels

Regular price $10.00 USD
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Made by hand. No fillers. No shortcuts. Limited runs.

About this batch

A bold, classic ranch seasoning blend made with simple, kitchen-ready ingredients and zero unnecessary additives.

This small-batch mix brings together organic herbs, spices, and buttermilk powder to create a familiar ranch flavor you can customize at home. Savory, versatile, and intentionally made without artificial flavors or fillers.

What it is:

A dry smoked ranch seasoning blend designed for making dressings, dips, and seasoning mixes at home.

How people use it:

Mix 1–3 teaspoons with ½ cup of your base of choice, such as sour cream, yogurt, mayo, oil, or dairy-free alternatives. Adjust to taste. Also great sprinkled into recipes or used as a dry seasoning.

Why this blend is different:

We keep the ingredient list straightforward and rely on quality herbs and spices rather than flavor enhancers. Each batch is mixed in small quantities for freshness, balance, and consistency.

Ingredients:

Premium organic buttermilk powder, organic dill, organic chives, organic parsley, organic smoked garlic powder, organic smoked paprika, organic onion powder, fresh cracked black pepper, Himalayan pink sea salt.

Food product. Store in a cool, dry place.

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