Topicals That Talk Back

Forget the weak stuff. Our salves and oils aren’t pretending to help — they do help. Every jar is packed with wildcrafted, mostly organic ingredients blended to calm, soothe, and repair whatever your body’s throwing a fit about. No chemicals, no petroleum, no fake scents — just potent plant medicine that actually works.

Why Our Topicals Hit Different

• Real ingredients: Whole herbs, cold-pressed oils, and natural waxes. Nothing you can’t pronounce.

• Serious relief: Built for pain, irritation, and inflammation — not for looking pretty on a shelf. (Even though it does)

• No filler BS: We don’t water down nature. Each batch is small-crafted and loaded with active botanicals.

• Smells like plants, not perfume: Because healing shouldn’t come with a synthetic headache.

Crowd Favorites

• My Neck, My Back – Pain Relief Salve: For the aches, strains, and “I-slept-weird” mornings. Rub it on and let the herbs do the heavy lifting.

• Itch, Please – Skin Healing Salve: Nature’s middle finger to irritation, bug bites, and mystery rashes.

• Pu$$y Control – Adaptogenic Salve: A hormone-balancing, skin-soothing blend for the most high-maintenance area of them all. Gentle, powerful, unapologetically real.

How to Use

Scoop a little, rub it where it hurts, itches, or needs love. That’s it. No instructions needed — your body will get the message.

The Bottom Line

Our topicals are raw, real, and made for people who want results — not marketing fluff.
Tempestuous Roots Market: Herbal medicine with attitude.