Oral Care With Attitude

Your mouth deserves better than fluoride foam and chemical breath fresheners. Our oral line is built for people who want clean ingredients, real results, and zero corporate BS. Every blend is handcrafted with nature’s strongest antibacterial, detoxifying, and remineralizing herbs — so your smile stays fierce and your conscience clean.

Why Our Oral Line Rocks

• No toxins, no lies: Every formula is fluoride-free, sulfate-free, and fake-flavor-free.

• Functional ingredients: Herbs, oils, and minerals that actually strengthen, detoxify, and protect.

• Handcrafted purity: Mixed in small batches so every jar and bottle packs full potency.

• Bad-breath killer, not hider: We fix the problem, not mask it with minty nonsense.

Mouth-Worthy Bestsellers

• Spit, Don’t Swallow – Oil Pulling Blend: A detox ritual that pulls gunk, bacteria, and toxins straight from your mouth — then you spit it out like the boss you are.

• Bite Me – Remineralizing Tooth Powder: Polishes teeth, strengthens enamel, and makes toothpaste look like a poser.

• Get Buzzed – Beef Tallow Lip Balm: Fat-based hydration that laughs at chapstick. Smooth, soft, and rich enough to survive the apocalypse.

How to Use

Follow your instincts. Swish, brush, rub — whatever your mouth needs. For oil pulling, spit it in the trash, not your sink (we’re natural, not stupid).

The Bottom Line

We don’t do minty lies or sparkly labels. We do real, raw, effective oral care that works as hard as you do.
Tempestuous Roots Market: Herbal care for people who bite back.