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Really F!$King Ranch

Really F!$King Ranch

Handcrafted in small batches · Whole-herb ingredients · Transparent labels

Regular price $10.00 USD
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Made by hand. No fillers. No shortcuts. Limited runs.

About this batch

A bold, classic ranch seasoning blend made with simple, kitchen-ready ingredients and zero unnecessary additives.

This small-batch mix brings together organic herbs, spices, and buttermilk powder to create a familiar ranch flavor you can customize at home. Savory, versatile, and intentionally made without artificial flavors or fillers.

What it is:

A dry ranch seasoning blend designed for making dressings, dips, and seasoning mixes at home.

How people use it:

Mix 1–3 teaspoons with ½ cup of your base of choice, such as sour cream, yogurt, mayo, oil, or dairy-free alternatives. Adjust to taste. Also great sprinkled into recipes or used as a dry seasoning.

Why this blend is different:

We keep the ingredient list straightforward and rely on quality herbs and spices rather than flavor enhancers. Each batch is mixed in small quantities for freshness, balance, and consistency.

Ingredients:

Premium organic buttermilk powder, organic dill, organic parsley, organic garlic powder, organic onion powder, Himalayan pink sea salt, citric acid.

Food product. Store in a cool, dry place.

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